BOSTON, MA – Starting tomorrow, the malicious computer worm Conficker.c will turn computers into zombies. Will one of them be yours?
Garrett Hawley
FATE OF TITANIC’S TREASURES
NORFOLK, VA – A federal judge is attempting to preserve the largest collection of artifacts excavated from the Titanic remains, and one key person is on her side.
SOMETHING FOR EVERY BAT BOY
BOSTON, MA – A local citizen decided to spice up Pepsi’s new ad campaign banners in Boston’s South Station with Bat Boy.
SPIDER BITE MIRACLE
MANTECA, CA – A man who spent the last 20 years as a paraplegic is now able to walk, thanks to the “blessing” of a spider bite!
LIL’ KIM’S DANCING WITH THE STARS SECRET
LOS ANGELES, CA – Lil’ Kim may be performing on “Dancing with the Stars” with a human, but insiders revealed that Kim spent weeks practicing with a mutant dancer!
DEMON ICE CREAM FOUND!
MILAN, MI – A Weekly World News reader sent in this chilling discovery: possessed ice cream!
NADYA SULEMAN’S DOCTOR REVEALED
LOS ANGELES, CA – As details about the Suleman octuplets emerge, questions are being asked about Suleman’s fertility doctor.
MY BOYFRIEND IS A ZOMBIE
AMSTERDAM – Accident victim Godfried Lansing was declared dead and lay in a morgue for 48 spine-chilling hours before suddenly bouncing back to life.
ZOMBIE ATTACK IMMINENT
AUSTIN, TX – A group of brave citizens hijacked a roadside sign to warn of a possible zombie outbreak!
JOHN THAIN’S $87,000 RUG
NEW YORK, NY – Merrill Lynch’s CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds.