CLEVELAND, OH – The Cleveland Browns are on the look-out for a new leader after Coach Crennel went missing under supernatural circumstances.
Garrett Hawley
PhD APE JUNIOR!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Weekly World News is proud to announce the birth of PhD Ape’s first gorilla child!
SNL REJECTS LAKE ERIE MONSTER
LONG ISLAND SOUND, NY – The Lake Erie Monster tried out for the Saturday Night Live auditions to find new female cast members.
Investment Bankers Flood into Mexico & Canada
Thousands of fired investment bankers are fleeing in a bid to find job security
Dinosaurs Found on Mars
NASA’s Mars Lander has transmitted a photograph of a super-sized dinosaur standing on the surface of Mars
Top Secret Navy Whale Sniffs Out Enemy Mines!
Fresh baked bread from your favorite bakery, a warm apple pie on the windowsill…underwater enemy attacks?
Technological Marvels From the Animal Kingdom!
Birds inspired the airplane and rabbits’ ears helped designers improve TV reception. Now, a new study from biologist Carl Navrin reveals a host of little-known animal species responsible for the best ideas of other human inventors.