There’s a bizarre scene that has New Englanders both terrified and oddly sympathetic. The legendary Godzilla has been immobilized by one of the worst blizzards to slam Massachusetts in decades. The 400-foot-tall atomic reptile, last seen rampaging through Tokyo, reportedly surfaced off Cape Cod last week. He was drawn by reports of “really big seafood.” … READ MORE
A group of scientists led by Dr. Wilbur Smith of CalPoly made a colossal temporal discovery. They’ve created a working time machine! However, this time machines don’t take you in the future or the past. This time machine eliminates Mondays. In a laboratory that felt more like a sitcom set, Dr. Smith announced their findings … READ MORE
MIAMI, FLORIDA – A Florida man’s tumultuous journey into confusion took a dramatic turn. He discovered that his missing wife did not dump him but was actually in drug rehab. John Anderson, 32, had been living through a surreal nightmare as he grappled with the sudden disappearance of his wife, Emily Anderson. However, recent revelations … READ MORE
In an unprecedented move, the Lone Star State has taken a quantum leap in the battle against blistering summers by announcing its conversion to the Celsius temperature scale. The decision, met with a mix of bewilderment and amusement, has left Texans both scratching their heads and grabbing for their winter coats. Governor Maverick hailed the … READ MORE
Purrtastic Discovery: Cats Unveiled as Intergalactic Beings with Alien DNA A jaw-dropping revelation that has shaken the feline-loving world to its core. A group of renowned scientists from the Intergalactic Research Institute discovered that many of our beloved house cats are not quite what they seem. According to their groundbreaking research published today, our feline … READ MORE
How can a VAMPIRE also be a Zombie? We turn to WWN reporter Foxington Delaware for the answer.
BRAZIL VOWS TO DESTROY ASTEROID BEFORE IT HITS! The asteroid, designated KZ1055, will slam into Earth after passing by our moon. NASA says the asteroid is the size of an aircraft carrier, but astronomers and scientists working in Russia say it’s the size of – Rhode Island! Some had believed that the asteroid would just pass by, … READ MORE
DO YOU WONDER WHY SOME PEOPLE LOOK & ACT like the living dead? WELL THEY ARE! Your next-door neighbor or co-worker may be a shambling, mindless zombie trapped in a strange twilight existence between life and death! That’s the alarming warning of a top expert, who says as many as. one in 27 Americans is … READ MORE
Russian women give advice to Western women on how to keep a man happy.
Taylor Swift knows a lot about heartbreak and… love. WWN has assembled a Valentine’s tip sheet for lovers, based on her amazing life of love and song.