Well, folks, strap yourselves in because I’m madder than a wet hen in a hurricane about this Jerome Powell character and his clown show at The Fed! This guy’s been running the Federal Reserve like it’s his personal piggy bank. And I’m here to tell you, it’s time to give this numbskull the boot faster … READ MORE
Folks, I’m so steamed I could fry an egg on my forehead! The Jeffrey Epstein client list—that filthy roster of high-flying perverts and power-hungry creeps—still hasn’t seen the light of day, and I’m about ready to bust a gasket! This is the kind of thing that makes my blood boil hotter than a Texas sidewalk … READ MORE
Listen up, you flag-wavin’, hot-dog-eatin’, firecracker-poppin’ Americans! It’s Independence Day, and I’m madder than a bald eagle stuck in a wind turbine! This here’s the day we celebrate our great nation breakin’ free from those tea-sippin’ British tyrants back in 1776, and yet here we are in 2025, squabblin’ like a bunch of alley cats … READ MORE
Folks, I’m so steamed I could boil a pot of chili with my bare hands! Everywhere I turn, it’s AI this, AI that, like we’re all supposed to bow down to some fancy computer with a god complex. I was chugging my Old Milwaukee and watching the news when I heard about Apple sniffing around … READ MORE
Folks, I’m so steamed I could cook a bald eagle on my forehead! President Trump, God bless his red, white, and blue soul. He threw the greatest military parade this country’s seen since we sent Saddam packing in ’91, and what do we get? A bunch of whining, flag-hating hippies clogging the streets with their … READ MORE
By me, Ed Anger, Who Ain’t Never Been Pushed Around by Nobody, Not Even My Ex-Wife (Well, Maybe Once) I’m so mad I could punch a mime! I just saw a clip of French President Emmanuel Macron—aka Monsieur Macaroon—getting SHOVED by his wife like a scrawny altar boy who forgot to do the dishes. That’s … READ MORE
Folks, it’s your ol’ pal Ed Anger, and I’m so steamed I could fry an egg on my forehead and serve it with a side of righteous fury! The eggheads in Washington and Silicon Valley have gone and cooked up a doozy this time. And I’m here to blow the lid off their latest scam! … READ MORE
I’M MADDER THAN A HIPPIE IN A SHOWER FACTORY! Now I hear there’s a new breed of swamp-scum slithering through cyberspace: CRYPTO KIDNAPPERS. That’s right, folks—these pixel-pirates are snatching folks right off the digital highway and demanding their ransom in pretend money. Not dollars. Not gold. Not even good ol’ fashioned Chuck E. Cheese tokens. … READ MORE
Folks, I’m madder than a wet hen in a hailstorm, and if you’re not, you ain’t paying attention! This country’s going to hell in a handbasket, and the latest proof is that music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs is turning Tinsel Town into a one-man crime spree! I’m telling you, this guy’s got Hollywood shaking in … READ MORE
Folks, I’m so steamed I could boil my own head in a pot of clam chowder! Just when you think the world can’t get any dumber, those pointy-headed Eurocrats in Brussels go and prove me wrong. Word on the street—and by street, I mean the patriotic pavement of Main Street, USA—is that the European Union … READ MORE