ASHEVILLE, NC – Locals have spotted a number of Pumpkin Bears in the woods outside Asheville. Authorities estimate that there are close to two dozen Pumpkin Bears on the loose, which is typical for this time of year. After all, it is mating season! This isn’t the first time that Pumpkin Bears have been seen … READ MORE
HOT SPRINGS, AR – Marlena Yushenko, an Executive Assistant with Tomchow Partners, held a press conference today to tell the world that she had sex with Satan last Saturday night. Ms. Yushenko, a 37-year-old divorced woman with two children, told Weekly World News her encounter with Satan happened last Saturday, October 26th. “It’s a night … READ MORE
BERN, Switzerland – Brand-new research from Bern University proves that it was NOT a gigantic asteroid that killed off the dinosaurs – it was gluten! “When we first started looking at the root causes for extinction we were not familiar with celiac disease, “ said noted paleontologist Dr. Ernst Buehler. “But after studying dinosaur fossils … READ MORE
LOS ANGELES, CA – Taylor Swift held a fundraiser in Beverly Hills last night in support of Bat Boy’s 2020 run for President of the United States! Taylor Swift, who recently hid Bat Boy out in her Nashville mansion, has become Bat Boy’s number one fan and wants nothing more than to see him in … READ MORE
HOUSTON, TX – Real zombies have had it! They are tired of the annual parade of fake zombies that appear every Halloween. And now, they are fighting back! Real Zombies are actively seeking out fake zombies around Houston – and across America. They have decided to hunt and eat anybody who dresses as a zombie … READ MORE
Large metallic balls are falling on Miami. NASA confirms that the alien space balls began falling early last week. They also confirm the space balls are from Planet Zeeba. The hollow balls have a circumference of between 4 and 10 feet. They have been found all across Miami, including the prestigious South Beach area. In … READ MORE
Years of painstaking research have produced a miraculous new herbal tea that cures everything from colds and allergies to heartache, high blood pressure, and even stupidity. The best part is that you can make this amazing drink with ingredients from your local supermarket! Family physician, Dr. D.C. Jarman, made this astounding discovery. He spent more … READ MORE
LOS ANGELES – Weekly World News exclusive! Sources close to members of the Los Angeles Police Department say that they plan to launch their JetPack Patrol in 2020. 3,000 officers will use The Malley Jetpackj, which is manufactured in New Zealand. The first commercially developed jetpack, The Malley Jetpack, is ready for mass production and … READ MORE
ST. MARTINVILLE, LA – Deep in the bayou of Louisiana a strange creature has been found – one that was once human! “Me and my deputy were on patrol when a young woman and her father darted out from the bayou and ran in front of our car,” Sheriff Jasper Austin told Weekly World News. … READ MORE
WASHINGTON, DC – Three giant alien spaceships are approaching earth and should land on the planet in early November of this year. The United States is officially on “alien red alert” and the rest of the globe is preparing for the arrival of three gigantic alien spaceships that appear to be hostile. The aliens spaceships … READ MORE