The traditional New York accent – where residents pronounce coffee “cawfee” etc. – will be gone by 2015 scholars claim.
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PALO ALTO, CA – A new study out of Stanford University reveals that the British accent is no longer considered a positive trait for attracting sexual partners.
MEMPHIS – Federal agents raided guitar factories around the country today. They plan to seize all acoustic guitars.
DALLAS – According to sources close to the Texas governor – Rick Perry fakes his twang.