Tag Archives: hillary clinton
NEW YORK – Huma Abedin, Anthony Weiner’s wife, announced that she is running for his Congressional seat.
WASHINGTON, DC – Huma Abedin returned from overseas and grilled Anthony Weiner. He’s done.
WASHINGTON, DC – Rumors are swirling on the internet that Weiner may be providing cover for Hillary’s love interest.
TEL AVIV – Justin Bieber has been called in to help negotiate peace in the Mideast.
WASHINGTON – Michaele and Tareq Salahi are at it again. They snuck into the White House and slept in the Lincoln Bedroom!
CLEVELAND – Doctors have finally diagnosed Jimmy Carter’s mysterious medical condition: he’s pregnant!
JORDAN – Mideast leaders agree – Satan has taken control of Hillary Clinton’s body.
GAINESVILLE, FL – Preacher Terry Jones changes his mind and announces “Kick A Moron Day.”
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.
PYONGYANG – The Defense Department has learned that North Korea is behind the tainted eggs found in American grocery stores.