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WHITE HOUSE BANS REPORTERS
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.
CIA BUYS FLEET OF GOOGLE DRIVERLESS CARS
LANGLEY, VA – The CIA has purchased a large fleet of Google Driverless Cars.
CIA CLOSES SECRET PRISONS
WASHINGTON, DC – The CIA has announced that it will be shutting down its secret prisons around the world. Yard sales will be used to help the agency recoup precious revenue.
