July 2011

EMILY POST TO PUBLISH GAY WEDDING ETIQUETTE BOOK

July 25, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

BURLINGTON, Vermont — The Emily Post Institute will publish its first guide for the proper gay wedding in late 2011.

July 25, 2011 by Frank Lake

LONDON – Casey Anthony was spotted placing flowers at the shrine outside Amy Winhouse’s Camden flat.

July 25, 2011 by Frank Lake

An alien spaceship based by the International Space Station last night – shooting warning lasers as it went by.

July 25, 2011 by Tap Vann

JERUSALEM — A tiny golden bell pulled after 2,000 years from an ancient sewer beneath the Old City.

July 24, 2011 by Tap Vann

A intrepid group of adventurers are on a mission in Montana. The target: dinosaurs.

July 23, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK, NY – Anthony Weiner has finally made his wife’s boss, Hillary Clinton, happy.

July 23, 2011 by Frank Lake

GEZHAI, CHINA – An alien monkey has taken control of a small village in China.

July 22, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

BROOKLYN – A young mother let her baby roll off the train to fight with another passenger.

July 22, 2011 by Frank Lake

ORLAND, FL – Tiger Woods quickly replaced his caddy. He hired former mistress – Jamie Jungers.

August 30, 2024July 22, 2011 by Foxington Delaware

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina – A Spanish collector is auctioning off a newly discovered film showing Marilyn Monroe having sex.