Monthly Archives: July 2011

EMILY POST TO PUBLISH GAY WEDDING ETIQUETTE BOOK

By Elsa Akesson on July 25, 2011

BURLINGTON, Vermont — The Emily Post Institute will publish its first guide for the proper gay wedding in late 2011.

By Frank Lake on July 25, 2011

LONDON – Casey Anthony was spotted placing flowers at the shrine outside Amy Winhouse’s Camden flat.

By Frank Lake on July 25, 2011

An alien spaceship based by the International Space Station last night – shooting warning lasers as it went by.

By Tap Vann on July 25, 2011

JERUSALEM — A tiny golden bell pulled after 2,000 years from an ancient sewer beneath the Old City.

By Tap Vann on July 24, 2011

A intrepid group of adventurers are on a mission in Montana. The target: dinosaurs.

By Frank Lake on July 23, 2011

NEW YORK, NY – Anthony Weiner has finally made his wife’s boss, Hillary Clinton, happy.

By Frank Lake on July 23, 2011

GEZHAI, CHINA – An alien monkey has taken control of a small village in China.

By Elsa Akesson on July 22, 2011

BROOKLYN – A young mother let her baby roll off the train to fight with another passenger.

By Frank Lake on July 22, 2011

ORLAND, FL – Tiger Woods quickly replaced his caddy. He hired former mistress – Jamie Jungers.

By Foxington Delaware on July 22, 2011

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina – A Spanish collector is auctioning off a newly discovered film showing Marilyn Monroe having sex.