NEW YORK – In the midst of a raging blizzard, New York held its premier art fair!
Month: January 2011
UTAH ARMY BASE ON LOCKDOWN
UTAH – A Utah army base is on lockdown. It appears members of the Bush Administration have finally found the WMDs they were looking for!
VEGETARIANS ARE PSYCHIC
LOS ANGELES – A new study found that people who follow a vegetarian diet have psychic powers!
SUPER VOLCANO!
YELLOWSTONE PARK, WY – Scientists announced that a super volcano exists underneath Yellowstone National Park.
JIMMY BUFFETT FALLS – MARGARITA SPILL
SYDNEY, Australia – Jimmy Buffett fell off the stage at a concert last night after an extended encore performance of “It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere.”
ARCTIC FENCE COLLAPSES
NUNAVUT — The Arctic Fence that protects North America from frigid temperatures and brutal winds has collapsed!
TACO BELL MEAT
MONTGOMERY, AL – After allegations of false advertising, further investigation causes Taco Bell to close its doors for good.