THE NYC BLIZZARD ‘VIP’ ART FAIR
NEW YORK – In the midst of a raging blizzard, New York held its premier art fair!
Monthly Archives: January 2011
UTAH ARMY BASE ON LOCKDOWN
UTAH – A Utah army base is on lockdown. It appears members of the Bush Administration have finally found the WMDs they were looking for!
DUDE DATING WITH J-TRAIN: MEETING HER PARENTS
The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL!
We want to make sure your loved ones get everything they deserve!
VEGETARIANS ARE PSYCHIC
LOS ANGELES – A new study found that people who follow a vegetarian diet have psychic powers!
SUPER VOLCANO!
YELLOWSTONE PARK, WY – Scientists announced that a super volcano exists underneath Yellowstone National Park.
JIMMY BUFFETT FALLS – MARGARITA SPILL
SYDNEY, Australia – Jimmy Buffett fell off the stage at a concert last night after an extended encore performance of “It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere.”
ARCTIC FENCE COLLAPSES
NUNAVUT — The Arctic Fence that protects North America from frigid temperatures and brutal winds has collapsed!
THEATER JUNKIES
NEW YORK – Fans of Broadway musicals are taking it to the extreme.
TACO BELL MEAT
MONTGOMERY, AL – After allegations of false advertising, further investigation causes Taco Bell to close its doors for good.
