SPRINGFIELD, VA – A man brewing coffee naked in his own home has been arrested!
Month: October 2009
WINDOWS 7 WHOPPER
TOKYO – To celebrate the release of Windows new operating system, Japanese Burger Kings are unveiling the Windows 7 Whopper!
BALLOON BOY COSTUME
SASKATOON – A Canadian company has quickly capitalized on the hoax to create the Balloon Boy costume!
ROSIE O'DONNELL SPLIT
NEW YORK, NY – Rosie O’Donnell may split from her spouse of 5 years. world renowned therapist PhD Ape runs to the rescue.
HOW TO CATCH A GHOST
One of the world’s leading paranormal researchers says anyone can capture a ghost – with just a candle, a Tootsie Roll and a glass jar!
COYOTE STUCK IN CAR GRILL
NEVADA CITY, CA – A driver thought he had hit and killed a coyote, only to find it alive and stuck in his car grill eight hours later!
SARAH PALIN ON OPRAH
WASILLA, AK – Sarah Palin will be appearing on Oprah in November. The former governor is training for what she believes will be a “rough and tumble” interview.
ED ANGER SAYS: "HANDS OFF FOX NEWS!"
I guess the Teleprompter Kid has nothing better to do than get mad that not everybody loves him.
ALIENS ON UNEMPLOYMENT
Aliens are collecting millions in unemployment payments from the government during a recession and working American taxpayers are footing the bill!