I’m madder than a hostage in I-ran! So now “Worst President Ever” Jimmy Carter says everybody’s lying but him.
Month: October 2009
20 FOOT SKULL FOUND ON OCEAN FLOOR
Stunned U.S. Navy scientists have found a gigantic human skull lying half buried on the ocean floor…
HALF-MAN HALF-GOAT CREATURE
HARARE – A village in Zimbabwe has been cursed with the birth of a half-man half-goat creature!
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND JESSICA BIEL BREAK UP
LOS ANGELES, CA – Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are rumored to have broken up. Biel has since been seen on the arm of the Everglades’ most eligible bachelor: Manigator.
BROOKE SHIELDS SPIRITUAL AMERICA
LONDON – An exhibition at the Tate Modern has been temporarily closed, after police investigated a nude photo of then 10-year-old Brooke Shields!