CAMDEN, NJ – America’s first mass killer, Howard Barton Unruh, has died at the age of 88.
Month: October 2009
HASSELBECK NIPPLE SLIP
NEW YORK, NY – Elisabeth Hasselbeck accidentally sent out baby photos with her nipple exposed. The GOP has revoked her membership over the incident.
WORLD'S FATTEST MAN
LONDON – The world’s fattest man needs a life-saving operation after almost eating himself to death!
GET SMARTER WHILE YOU SLEEP
You can make yourself smarter in three weeks – and you can do it while sleeping, say experts.
SUPER MARIO PROPOSAL
NEW YORK, NY – A young man chose to propose to his girlfriend in a new way – through a video game!
SEREGON O'DASSEY
NEW YORK, NY – A real-life vampire has come out of the coffin to educate the public on vampire lifestyle!
BALLOON BOY HOAX
DENVER, CO – Richard Heene has admitted the balloon fiasco was a hoax; his child is really an alien they were trying to send home.
WEEKLY HOROSCOPE: OCTOBER 19, 2009
Your Weekly Star Guide by Madame Malisa, Renowned Medium and Psychic!