SAN DIEGO, CA – An elderly man nicknamed the “Geezer Bandit” is believed to have robbed five different banks!

GRANTON, WI – A woman in Wisconsin called the police to report a drunk driver – herself!

TOKYO – A fishing boat off the coast of Japan was capsized by jellyfish!

RICHMOND, VA – A couple is claiming their dog bought $62 worth of points on their Xbox!

SAN DIEGO, CA – A man who threw feces in a courtroom has been sentenced to 31 years!

LOS ANGELES, CA – The Hollywood Reporter is claiming Weekly World News and several of its mutants have been taken by CAA and DreamWorks TV!

FARGO, ND – A North Dakota woman believes she has the world’s tallest dog!

JAKARTA – A woman gave birth to a 19 pound baby through Caesarean section!

LONDON – A young boy in England discovered and captured a rare pink grasshopper!

BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy has been spotted lurking around MIT! Is he there to see his musical?