WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors had planned to attack Earth this Saturday, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!
“From all indications, the invasion is off,” said a high-ranking administration official.
“The talks are continuing, but for now we believe the danger is over.”
Weekly World news first reported that an invasion was planned after scientists intercepted and translated a radio transmission from space in 2003.
The brief message was decoded by an international team of scientists led by Dr. Gerhard Schultz, who said the transmission was intended for alien scouts already involved in pre-strike activities on Earth.
“Make no mistake about it – aliens from a distant planet have served mankind with a declaration of war,” Dr. Schultz said in 2003. “They are already on their way.”
Dr. Schultz said the message indicated that the aliens would invade Earth on July 4, 2009. Other scientists interpreted the message to say the intruders would be here as early as this spring.
U.S. officials have worked feverishly to find a way to avert the attack – going so far as to open negotiations with an envoy from the distant planet.
Weekly World News reported in 2007 that former President George W. Bush had met several times with an alien from an unknown world. Sources subsequently revealed that the peace-loving alien was serving as a go-between for Bush and the invaders.
The same alien, who backed Obama in the elections, later helped him negotiate with the attackers – and even took the newly elected President on a top-secret ride in a spaceship to meet their leader.
“Without the efforts of the friendly alien, we would be bracing for a devastating attack,” said the White House aide. It is believe the aliens were going to use the chaos and distraction of July 4th fireworks to descend quickly into our atmosphere.
But Earth’s good fortune may doom another planet in a remote area of the Milky Way.
“These alien warriors are no saints,” the aide said. “They have been traveling for many years to get here and they aren’t about to just turn around and go home without attacking somebody.
“Unfortunately, another poor planet in another solar system is likely to suffer the wrath of these intergalactic death merchants.”
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July 2nd, 2009 at 3:57 pm
I knew George W. Bush worked with those reptilians! It was unfortunate that being the great(if not greatest) president that he was, he couldn’t stop reptilians from attacking us…
I am thankful that through Barack’s leadership, the doombringers had been averted
July 2nd, 2009 at 10:25 pm
That is very stupid…there were and will never be ALIENS ! ur all liers!
July 2nd, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Ok who knows if its true right but no matter I love it keep it coming but one thing if it was true way would they let u say it
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Friendly aliens are hot, baby! ET showed us love and we all know they can totally R-O-C-K in the U-S-A whenever they want according to the news aliens are all around us (yeah, they MIGHT mean from other COUNTRIES…but perhaps not! LOL)
July 3rd, 2009 at 6:07 pm
I love aliens, they all seem to adhere to the clothing optional lifestyle. I wonder how they manage to abduct people in the winter without freezing.
July 4th, 2009 at 5:51 am
I love aliens and think they are as real as people are! Aliens are great, well, I don't know exactly WHAT they are, but they are great!
July 4th, 2009 at 6:03 am
Let em attack..lets show them what the USA is really about!!!!!!!!
July 4th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Thats very funny!!!!! This WWN keeps me laughing,
hola, lighten up a bit, jeeeeeez!!
July 4th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Oh God, Oh Man!, Oh God, Oh Man!, Oh God, Oh Man!, Oh God, Oh Man!,
July 4th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I love black & white alien pictures ! It's soooo 1950 ! lol
July 4th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Is this real, or are they just playing a joke?
July 5th, 2009 at 9:14 am
This is definitely real.
July 5th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Please make the alien more real….the fake photo's look dumb…
July 5th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
ur dumb
July 5th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Alien’s have had forward bases on our planet for longer than people can fathom. I’d say the images are for show, whether or not this story holds truth is yet to be seen. Obama will apparently reveal all info on alien’s by 2010.
July 6th, 2009 at 6:34 am
dat's a funny piece of bullshit
July 9th, 2009 at 9:53 am
This is all based ina mistake… that message was miss readed, it was just a advertisement for under wear, we are peaceful… don`t worry, we are not gonna hurt you…. you should give a proof that you also are peaceful and lower your defenses
July 15th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
It sounds just like the plot from the movie Independance day and the tv show dark skies
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Guys do u know what photoshop is?? Wash u brains
July 28th, 2009 at 10:43 am
The Presidents should also take off their clothes while negotiating with alien.
Wearing clothes will alienate the alien , sort of.