ZOMBIE BUNNIES: Authorities Urge Calm and Peeps Sacrifice According to several eyewitness accounts, the bunnies were not only animated but exhibited coordinated pack behavior, strategic hopping, and an apparent thirst for blood—or at least warm bodies. Easter Morning Turns into a Marshmallow Massacre In what experts are calling the “sweetest nightmare imaginable,” Easter festivities took … READ MORE
THE ZOMBIE WEDDING
A young couple holds their wedding during the Zombie Apocalypse. But he’s a zombie, and she’s human. And he is HUNGRY.
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS REPORTERS are there to cover it all
– while trying to stay alive!
GET READY FOR THE WEDDING OF YOUR (UN)DEAD LIFE!
Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice is a classic 80s horror comedy that fans still love today. With its strange humor, supernatural elements, and quirky characters, it’s a film that stands out. But if you’re looking for something new with a similar vibe, check out The Zombie Wedding. This film, which tells the story of a human bride … READ MORE
A New Wave of Zombies Activism Zombies across the globe are rising—this time not from the grave, but in activism. Under the movement “Zombies Without Borders,” the undead are demanding equal rights and recognition. What began as an online petition has transformed into a global movement, capturing the attention of governments and human rights groups. … READ MORE
Zombie Resurrection of the Fast Food Franchise In an unexpected twist, Wing Stop faces new competition from an unconventional source. Zombies have launched an innovative fast food franchise called ‘Finger Foods.’ This new player promises to resurrect the dining experience. Offering a unique blend of creativity and novelty, it draws attention from food enthusiasts and … READ MORE
How can a VAMPIRE also be a Zombie? We turn to WWN reporter Foxington Delaware for the answer.
Reports of Zombie Dogs ARE increasing in Texas! People in the small town of Millfield, a suburb of Dallas are seeing packs of snarling, undead canines. They are roaming the streets. Eyewitnesses say that over the last three weeks, the pack of dogs grew from two to over forty. At first, the authorities thought it … READ MORE
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS WAS ON THE SCENE TO REPORT ON THE FIRST-EVER WEDDING BETWEEN A HUMAN BRIDE AND A ZOMBIE GROOM! DAMASCUS, VA – Ashley Morgan (a human) decided to go ahead with her wedding to Zack Porter (a zombie!) last month. WWN was invited to the wedding and it turned out to be one … READ MORE
DO YOU WONDER WHY SOME PEOPLE LOOK & ACT like the living dead? WELL THEY ARE! Your next-door neighbor or co-worker may be a shambling, mindless zombie trapped in a strange twilight existence between life and death! That’s the alarming warning of a top expert, who says as many as. one in 27 Americans is … READ MORE
“I’m Already Dead!” Wearing a mask to stop the transmission of the Covid-19, has become a political statement to some. The world is exposing “Karens” who shun the idea. But one zombie, a former Florida man, is blasting his former employer for firing him for NOT wearing a mask! “I’m already dead”, exclaimed Frank, who … READ MORE