masks

ZOMBIE FIRED FOR REFUSAL TO WEAR MASK!

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“I’m Already Dead!” Wearing a mask to stop the transmission of the Covid-19, has become a political statement to some. The world is exposing “Karens” who shun the idea. But one zombie, a former Florida man, is blasting his former employer for firing him for NOT wearing a mask! “I’m already dead”, exclaimed Frank, who … READ MORE

AMERICAN BEARS VOW NOT TO ATTACK CAMPERS WEARING MASKS!

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“WE HAVE TO PRESERVE OUR FOOD SOURCE!” DECLARES GRIZZLY “It really is an environmental first,” says Gus Grizzly, the President of the American Bears Association. “It’s the first time that Grizzlies and our Brown Bear brethren and our Black Bear friends have come together on anything. Usually, we’re all snarling at each other over a … READ MORE