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poseidon op-ed

POSEIDON: I DID NOT SEE THE PIRATES FOR THE HIGH SEAS

April 17, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals.  I have failed you.  And I’m a big enough god to admit it.

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POSEIDON: THE EARTH HOUR HAS STRUCK

March 31, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals!  The hour of gloom has arrived!

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags earth hour, eiffel tower, empire state building, middle-aged poseidon, poseidon, poseidon column, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece

POSEIDON: MY FAME IS NOT NEGOTIABLE

March 24, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The President has declared energy reform to be nonnegotiable. And yet I, the great god of the sea, wait for the prayer phone to ring.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags obama, poseidon, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece, renewable energy, ulysses

POSEIDON: I AM ALTERNATIVE ENERGY

March 17, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals!  I, the great and terrible Poseidon, can supply you with boundless alternative energy.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags alternative energy, brad pitt, britney spears, clean, nuclear energy, oil, poseidon, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece, sylvester stallone, zeus

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