Wild leprechauns have moved into Seattle and are responsible for thousands of vicious attacks.
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ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!
I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!
ST. PATRICK’S DAY FOLLIES – 12 PHOTOS
St. Patrick’s Day brings out the best in people – or does it? Weekly World News has picked out some St. Patty’s Day photos from across the internet. Which one should win the Golden Shillelagh? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.
LEPRECHAUN TO FIGHT OBAMA
On behalf of the Catholic church, the Leprechaun has challenged President Obama to a cage match!
NOTRE DAME #1 IN PRESEASON RANKINGS
TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2011 preseason coaches’ poll.
SCIENTISTS CAPTURE LEPRECHAUN!
DUBLIN – Researchers at University College Dublin made waves in the scientific community by capturing a real live leprechaun!
COLLEGE FOOTBALL RANKINGS: NOTRE DAME #1
TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2010 preseason coaches’ poll.
ST. PATRICK’S DAY ARREST
BOSTON, MA – Customs officials have seized 14 kilos of shamrock seeds at Dulles Airport. The seeds would have grown 38 kilos of “Lucky Green” with a street value of $150,000.