DENVER – A all-star concert for extraterrestrials is being planned for 2012 – the apocalypse.
CURIOSITY KILLS MARTIAN CAT
After narrowly escaping an initial attack, the Mars rover Curiosity has reportedly run over a Martian cat.
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BEASTIE BAT BOYS
BROOKLYN, NY – The Beastie Boys held a secret show in their hometown, and a certain beastly boy was on hand to collaborate.
UFO Found on Beach After Hurricane Ike
Unearthly beer bottles scattered on the floor suggest that the aliens had been flying inebriated
Alien Marketers
“Suddenly, I heard what sounded like a cat caught in a blender. In the midst of all that shrieking, I could’ve sworn I heard my name.”