SELF-ISOLATING WITH THE MARS ROVER Where did Hillary go during the virus outbreak? The Weekly World News has exclusive information on her whereabouts. Hillary Clinton was spotted on Mars reading children’s books to the NASA Mars rover Opportunity. When asked about the unusual storytime, Hillary answered, “I just can’t handle all the craziness on Earth. … READ MORE
Hillary Clinton has reunited with her alien lover, P’Lod. The former First Lady is thrilled to be back in P’Lod’s arms and, as always, is grateful for his political guidance. Hillary first fell for P’Lod in 1993 not long after her husband’s first year in office. “She felt very closed in at The White House. … READ MORE
WWN has learned that Hillary Clinton did not have a blood clot. She went into the hospital to have a facelift.
Hillary Clinton is reportedly seeking a divorce from her husband, Bill.
Hillary Clinton landed in Malawi and was attacked by over a thousand killer bees!
WASHINGTON, DC – Rumors are swirling on the internet that Weiner may be providing cover for Hillary’s love interest.
