LOS ANGELES – Chris Brown’s neighbors hate his guts. He couldn’t take it anymore, so he started shooting.
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ANIMALS REACT TO CASEY ANTHONY VERDICT
Animals around the world were shocked as well. Casey better stay away from zoos for a while.
MARK ZUCKERBERG: ANIMAL KILLER
PALO ALTO – Facebook founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, loves to kill animals and eat them.
WHACK-A-KITTY
Some folks took a different approach to getting a litter of kittens adopted. No kitties were harmed in the process!
CAT YODELING
Heard of cat yodeling? Not sure how to get started with your own cat? Well, Paul Klusman is here to help!
PHANTOM ALERT
BALTIMORE, MD – A new GPS software program is being offered, which alerts any car driver to the presence of nearby Phantoms of the Opera.
RICKY GERVAIS FATTY FEUD
LOS ANGELES, CA – Following a New Year’s telethon for pets in need, Tonya The World’s Fattest Cat had a falling out with co-host Ricky Gervais.