PHOENIX – The Arizona Diamondbacks signed Charlie Sheen as a reserve second baseman for the remainder of the season.
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CHARLIE SHEEN ADOPTS PORN FAMILY
HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen announced today that when he gets out of rehab he will be adopting seven porn stars and living with them in a new home.
CHARLIE SHEEN’S WATCH
NEW YORK – The mystery of Charlie Sheen’s missing watch has been solved. The hooker took it!