CICADAS WILL OVERRUN D.C.!
LOBBYISTS CRY FOUL! In a once in a 17-year event, Cicadas will emerge from their underground nests across the nation. Thisincludes the District of Columbia. Lobbyists are panicking. “This could … READ MORE
Dr. Magnus Bell
THE YETI IS BEHIND CRYPTOCURRENCY
Much to the shock of the financial world, it has been discovered the Yeti are behind the current worldthe explosion in cryptocurrencies. Jeffrey Ness is the current head of the … READ MORE
BILL GATES REJECTED BY THE ILLUMINATI!
The secretive organization, The Illuminati, has refused admission to billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates Some feel the organization is completely fictional but others believe the Illuminati controls all media except the … READ MORE
PROFESSORS TO GET TENURE INTO THE AFTERLIFE!
TENURE LOCKED IN FOR ETERNITY Tenure gives professors the right to teach and do research for their entire lives. Now, thanks to a surprise ruling from the Illinois Board of … READ MORE