ALIENS MAKING DEPOSITS IN OUR SPERM BANKS!

BONN, GERMANY — Cagey Gootans are making donations to hundreds of unsuspecting sperm banks here on Earth. It’s a sinister scheme to conquer our planet without ever firing a shot! That chilling revelation was made by famed physicist and UFO researcher Dr. Gerhard Dietzer. He says that the evil Gootans hope to infiltrate our population. … READ MORE

SWEDISH WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO 13 BABIES AT ONE TIME!

Miracle mom Maja Olofsson made medical history when she went into labor prematurely – and gave birth to a baker’s dozen, 13 baby boys and girls! Incredibly, all 13 of the infants survived the December 7th delivery. They are already home from the hospital with their mother, a 32-year-old yoga instructor. They are in excellent … READ MORE

BABY BORN WITH ANTLERS

A woman has given birth to an amazing Reindeer Boy who sports a pair of antlers! The cuddly infant, appropriately named Rudolph is now seven months old. Despite a prominent set of pointy antlers sprouting from his head, he is in perfect health. His doctors in Nome, Alaska feel that he can have a normal … READ MORE

BONOBO GIVES BIRTH TO HUMAN BABY!

NAPLES, Italy – In a historic first, a bonobo gave birth to a human baby!  Carla and Angelo Cornetto used the bonobo as a surrogate mother.  And it went off without a hitch! “All four are doing absolutely “primo” – the bonobo, the human mother and father and their brand new 8-pound boy, Marco.”  Dr. … READ MORE