If you’re like most folks, you’re at home on quarantine right now. So, you might be spending a lot of time peeking out of your windows, watching your neighbors. If so, here’s a handy guide so that you can tell if your neighbors are ALIENS! Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The … READ MORE
Sal Donato plays the Weekly World News theme song Sal Donato has been performing the news for more than forty years. It all started in 1979 when he began his job as a bar piano player in Granville, Ohio. “The bar was called Mario’s,” he said. “It was a rough place, but a warm place. … READ MORE
Did he even know it himself? When Barbara Carton met Jeffrey Haworth, it was love at first sight. The two of them were both pre-med students who were tiring of the grind and thinking of switching careers. “The first time we went out for a beer, just as friends, we looked at each other and … READ MORE
AND THEY HAVE CORONAVIRUS ADVICE The world is in the grips of coronavirus fever. Every day brings updated numbers of those infected and breathless stories about clusters where the virus seems to be spreading. It’s affecting schools, malls, even markets. The result is a global citizenry that doesn’t know where to turn, or how to … READ MORE
Super Bowl LIV, which found the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49’ers battling for National Football League supremacy, turned out to be an exciting contest, with a tight first half; a second half in which the 49’ers looked as though they might use their running game and the efficient play of quarterback Jimmy … READ MORE
CLICHE COMES TRUE! Revelation Changes Everything! We have all seen the science-fiction television shows and movies where the camera pans back at the end to reveal that our entire planet is the plaything of an alien child, held in its hand like a snow globe. “It’s a common kind of scene,” said Dr. Allen Gutfeld. … READ MORE
MIAMI, FL – Through a Brazilian contact in Miami, Weekly World News received a tip about a tribe in South America – the Kokatuki – that have been slaying aliens for hundreds of years. Apparently, the Kokatuki have the uncanny ability to spot aliens among humans. They can tell within three seconds if a being is human or alien. … READ MORE
Aliens from the planet Gootan have seized the brain of Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor of New York City and the personal lawyer of President Donald J. Trump. Gootan-X-118-L, the overlord of Gootan—all inhabitants of the planet share its name, with minor variations—announced the seizure in a press release sent last week. According to the … READ MORE
SANDOUPING, CHINA – Seven alien spaceships from Planet Gootan landed in this town near the Yangtze River in China. Citizens of Sandouping have seen UFO activity before, but there has never been a reported landing of alien spaceships. Chinese authorities have confirmed to Weekly World News that seven spaceships landed near the Three Gorges Dam … READ MORE
American scientists reviewing a paper about a new species of spider discovered in Sweden were surprised when that discovery was dwarfed by a second, even more monumental, find. The letter “e,” as it turns out, is not just part of our alphabet, but an extraterrestrial being that has been on Earth for nearly two thousand … READ MORE