Artists are always looking for new ways to get the word out about their latest work. The Rolling Stones played on 5th Ave, Michael Jackson sailed down the Thames, and now Lana Del Ray is propelling stereotypes of misogynoir! Lana Del Rey is famous for coming from money her melancholy pop music. She’s known for … READ MORE
“It’s going to revolutionize city planning and design! We will have to abandon our existing cities and start over!” Boasts lead developer Arnold Wilhowsky speaking about the new Tesla OMNI. “Fully electric and gyro stabilized. It is poetry in motion. The carbon footprint of this machine is smaller than a baby’s shoe.” The testing that … READ MORE
SAYS EXPERT: “PEOPLE ARE OVERLOADING ON B.S.!” A recent poll taken by the Pew-Pew-Pew! Foundation has found that the number of spontaneous combustion cases in America has exploded, going from 5 cases in 2019 to 1900 in 2020. A spokesman from the Foundation, when contacted by WWN, said: “Who are you? Leave me alone! How … READ MORE
Our intrepid reporter, Lester Caine, is proud to introduce his new corporate sponsor: Mind Cleanse herbal supplements!
GUIDE TO LIFE! Scientists descending to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean in a new bathysphere were expecting to find something, maybe even something shocking. “It seems like every time someone climbs into one of these things, they discover a new giant octopus, or a hot-water vent, or a ninety-foot sentient fern,” said Dr. Jill … READ MORE
“NOBODY MESSES WITH OUR BEES,” SAYS BEEKEEPER. Because America isn’t suffering enough, it’s now apparent that Japanese “Murder Hornets” are invading North America, with sightings in Washington State as well as two more sightings in British Columbia. The two-inch hornets have one goal and one goal only, to kill honeybees. The hornets attack the beehives, … READ MORE
The Race Is On In Tinseltown Hollywood has always done its best to deal with national crises, and over the years, the time-frame has shrunk. Vietnam movies became popular in the mid-eighties, roughly fifteen years after the end of the war. Tom Hanks starred in Philadelphia in 1993, a decade after AIDS first appeared. And … READ MORE
BAT BOY DENIES AUTHENTICITY! From sources deep inside the Swift camp comes the first leaked image of Taylor Swift’s unborn baby! Speculation has raged for months about what Taylor might be up to and with whom. And this picture isn’t going to stop the rumors from flying. The blurry black and white image was provided … READ MORE
For a month, at least, Weekly World News has been featuring new songs by our resident troubadour, Sal Donato. “I don’t know of another project like this,” said Ray Gunsel, WWN’s musical archivist. “I have been around the world, partly as a musicologist, partly as a soldier of fortune. The less said about the latter, the … READ MORE
A hush spreads across the menagerie gathered at Local 745. Their shop steward, Pickles, is about to address the members of the Emotional Support Animal Union. “Fellow Comfort Creatures…” Pickles takes a long pause for effect, “We didn’t sign up for this! Many of you thought it would be an 8 hour a day job, … READ MORE