NEW YORK, NY – Statue of Liberty to be shut down due to lack of interest.
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NYC HIRES RAT WHISPERER
NEW YORK — After a string of violent incidents, New York City has hired the world’s only rat whisperer.
UFO OVER NEW YORK CITY!
NEW YORK — A UFO, with three aliens on it, was spotted over New York’s West Side today!
CARL PALADINO – I AM A GAY AMERICAN
ALBANY – Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino announced today that he is gay. A brainwashed gay.
WORLD'S FASTEST TEXTERS
NEW YORK, NY – Two South Korean teenagers have won the competition for fastest texters in the world!
SOUTH OF THE BORDER
NEW YORK, NY – Oliver Stone premiered his new film about Hugo Chavez this weekend, with Chavez as his date.