According to reports, Republicans are employing 12-year-old “child prodigy” Billy Hogbin for the fall presidential election.
BEWARE THE BAT FLU!
Scientists have found a new influenza virus that infects bats. Bat Boy seems to be immune to it, but still… beware!
KUNG FU BEAR
A Kung Fu bear was captured and is being held in captivity. A video has surfaced of the bear using his Kung Fu stick behind bars.
ELEVATOR TO SPACE!
TOKYO – The Japanese are building an elevator to space. It will be ready for “lift” off by 2020.
5,000 YEAR OLD EYEBALL!
Archaeologists discovered the world’s first prosthetic eye, which was worn by an ancient Persian priestess.
SCIENTISTS CONFIRM: THE SKY IS FALLING!
Recent research by climate scientists in New Zealand, global cloud heights have dropped and the sky will fall by the end of 2012.
ORANGE ORBS OVER NORTH CAROLINA
BURKE COUNTY, NC – Two large orange orbs have been appearing over North Carolina the last few weeks.
ALIENS ATTACK LAMBS
SCHMALLENBERG, GERMANY – Local authorities believe a virus is killing their lambs, but WWN can confirm that The Gootans are responsible
