KHLOE KARDASHIAN PREGNANT WITH ALIEN BABY
LOS ANGELES – Khloe Kardashian revealed on her reality show tonight that she was impregnated by an alien.
LOS ANGELES – Khloe Kardashian revealed on her reality show tonight that she was impregnated by an alien.
WASHINGTON – The White House drops a bombshell. President Obama is Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.
NEW YORK – Dan Rather went on MSNBC and confirmed to Lawrence O’Donnell that he is, in fact, an alien.
ORLANDO – Justin Bieber, taking estrogen pills to avoid puberty, now has breasts!
BREAKING – On the advice of an alien, CNN host Larry King announced that he will be leaving his nightly talk show this Fall.