Arrival in Pascagoula As relatively inexperienced teleporters, Glen and I were understandably nervous upon our arrival in Mississippi. Although we were relieved to have escaped the skunk ape and its stench, we were anxious about our journey through the magnolia state without a car. Thankfully, the skunk ape had dropped us by the side of … READ MORE
Intrepid reporters Glenn Wich and Harms Whey continue their road trip across the country. This latest from Wich — “Just a typical day for us, the New Jersey Devil just handed us a map, shampoo, and a luffa, as he teleported us to Ochopee, Florida. I’m Glen Wich, an investigative journalist, along with my fellow … READ MORE
TWO YOUNG WWN WRITERS ON THE MOVE! New York, NY – Weekly World News award-winning reporters – Glen Wich and Harms Whey – have departed our New York offices to begin their road trip across the US in search of the many cryptids in every state that inspire many Americans. Their first stop was in … READ MORE
Purrtastic Discovery: Cats Unveiled as Intergalactic Beings with Alien DNA A jaw-dropping revelation that has shaken the feline-loving world to its core. A group of renowned scientists from the Intergalactic Research Institute discovered that many of our beloved house cats are not quite what they seem. According to their groundbreaking research published today, our feline … READ MORE
PLATTSBURGH, NY – Everyone knows, The Lake Champlain Monster, the dinosaur-like creature known as Champ, But few know his cousin, Jeff. Unlike Champ, Jeff didn’t inherit the dinosaur gene, But as the lore goes, Jeff is a talented shape-shifter. For now, it seems Jeff’s chosen form is that of abalding middle-aged man. Jeff is far … READ MORE
How can a VAMPIRE also be a Zombie? We turn to WWN reporter Foxington Delaware for the answer.
The hybrid wild hog and domestic pig is “ecstatic” to be in the kitchen of the Florida Governor. The legendary Hogzilla has been spotted out of the wilds of Alapaha, Georgia! Followers of this famous cryptid were caught by surprise when Hogzilla was found in the kitchen of Florida’s Governor, Ron DeSantis. That’s right, folks! … READ MORE
Hawaiian Man Has Cracked the Island’s Deepest Mystery A mental hospital sits in the midst of a dense forest. “You can’t get through the treeline without two flashlights,” says Darius Shiflett. Shiflett, by profession a short-order cook, is also the unofficial historian of the facility, which locals call the Pineapple Bin but is more formally … READ MORE
Goat Yoga is the hottest trend in fitness and wellness. But recently it was deemed as not “the greatest of all time” by a recent study. The study, conducted by the Institute of Silly Studies, found that goats are actually quite uncoordinated. They often get in the way of practitioners trying to perfect their poses. … READ MORE
The Elusive Sasquatch Reveals Hidden Talent for Grilling and Chilling! Deep in the heart of the Pacific Northwest, amidst the towering evergreens, a scene unfolded on Memorial Day that left witnesses astonished. Bigfoot was spotted organizing the most epic picnic celebration ever seen! Armed with an apron and spatula, this elusive legend showcased an unexpectedly … READ MORE