A comet, a meteor — or a sign of the Second Coming? JERUSALEM — Astronomers are trying to explain a bright new star that has appeared in the skies over Bethlehem — a star some experts say heralds the Second Coming of Christ! Scientists have been tracing the mysterious heavenly body, dubbed Beth-2, since mid-July … READ MORE
GET THE LIFE YOU DREAMED OF! You can attract love, money, and luck, banish evil from your life and even deflect an enemy’s evil ey, with five great print-and-save spells from America’s Witch — Wiccan high priestess Issa Morgaine All you have to do is print them out, cut them up, and put them in … READ MORE
BOWLING BALLS AND PINS UNEARTHED AS WELL! Last November, when the headlines were driven by the first wave of COVID-19, archeologists in Egypt unearthed more than 100 beautifully painted wooden coffins, some with mummies inside. It was the largest archeological find of last year. Now, with the second phase of COVID knocking the world senseless, … READ MORE
SMILE AWAY Marsha Vickers was never happy with her smile. “I knew I had a weird bite,” she said. “My front and bottom teeth don’t quite touch.” But the Providence lawyer thought that was just the way things would always be. “Here I am in my life,” she said. “I have my career, a husband, … READ MORE
…AND ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE! If you follow a few simple rules, you can follow 10 tips to survive in Hell with little or no suffering. And can even turn it into an enjoyable experience! That’s the assertion of reputed mob enforcer Carmine Gagamante, who spent two weeks in Satan’s domain while in a coma. He … READ MORE
LIFE-SAVING KISS DEEMED “NON-CONSENSUAL” AND A BAD EXAMPLE. On a lovely street tucked into Burbank’s suburbs is a block featuring nothing but tiny “fairy” cottages. At the end of the street is a house that looks just like a castle; designed to fit the needs of Fairy Tale stars, Snow White and her Prince. As … READ MORE
“AT LEAST, IT’S ONE OF YOUR BETTER WAYS TO GO,” SAYS LOCAL COP. Many people look forward to the prospect of hot sex. But on couple’s lovemaking got so steamy, they suddenly vanished into thin air! Jenna Hambrick 23, and Randy Foyer, 27, of Queensland, Australia, had an extremely active love life. Their next-door neighbor, … READ MORE
Governor: “From the Wright Brothers To P’Lod, Ohio is First in Flight!” Ohio’s new economic ad campaign “Ohio is for Leaders” has achieved universal acclaim. It has brought aliens to the state! “When most new species visit Earth, they want you to take them to your leader,” says Dr. Amy Carmine, “Ohio has sent out … READ MORE
Weekly World News Launches Entertainment Division, Announces First Project “The Zombie Wedding” From Deadline.com today. Written by Matt Grobar EXCLUSIVE: Weekly World News—the supermarket tabloid behind such wacky characters as Bat Boy, Manigator, P’lod the Alien, Ph.D. Ape and SpyCat—is launching an entertainment division. Weekly World News Studios will focus on developing film, TV and podcast projects, based … READ MORE
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS WAS ON THE SCENE TO REPORT ON THE FIRST-EVER WEDDING BETWEEN A HUMAN BRIDE AND A ZOMBIE GROOM! DAMASCUS, VA – Ashley Morgan (a human) decided to go ahead with her wedding to Zack Porter (a zombie!) last month. WWN was invited to the wedding and it turned out to be one … READ MORE