NEW YORK – The undead joined the protests on Wall Street. 900 zombies were arrested, but they ate themselves out of jail.
Month: October 2011
SPACE BUNKER BUILT FOR COMING ALIEN ATTACK
MOSCOW – The Russians and the Chinese have built a space bunker – a new space station – in case the alien attack destroys Earth.
HERMAN CAIN: FREE PIZZA FOR ALL AMERICANS!
ORLANDO, FL – Republican candidate, Herman Cain, is promising free pizza for all Americans if he wins the Presidency.
WALL STREET PLANS COUNTERATTACK
NEW YORK, NY – Wall Street executives, bankers and traders are planning a major counter-offensive against Occupy Wall Street protesters!
AMANDA KNOX IS FREE!
PERUGIA, Italy — A jury overturned the murder conviction of Amanda Knox… and now she’s heading to Knoxville with a recording contract.
MR. PENGUIN WANTS ANTARCTIC FUNERAL
Belgian retiree, Mr. Penguin, wants to have eternal rest in the icy waters somewhere near Antarctica.