So now the government says air is bad for you! It’s true: some bunch of suits and pencil pushers just said we’re polluting the air every time we breathe.
Month: December 2009
JEREMIAH WOBBE
BLOOMINGTON, MN – At a recent Sarah Palin signing, a man was arrested for chucking tomatoes at her!
NAKED SANTA STATUE
BIG SPRING, TX – A man who put out a replica of Michelangelo’s David in a Santa hat was told to cover it up!
TIGER WOODS BARACK OBAMA
MIAMI, FL – To complement an upcoming Golf Digest issue featuring President Obama and Tiger Woods, Woods has created a list of tips for the President!
SPACESHIPTWO
LONDON – Last night, Virgin Galactic unveiled its new SpaceShipTwo, christened the VSS Enterprise.
JOHN LENNON'S DEATH
NEW YORK, NY – John Lennon was murdered 29 years ago, and the building where he was shot is still haunted!
BIBLE PREDICTS WORST WINTER EVER
WASHINGTON, DC – Terrifying predictions from the Bible clearly indicate that the winter of 2010 will be the coldest and deadliest winter in history!
BAD BREATH BANDIT
FERNDALE, MI – Police in a Detroit suburb are looking for a bank robber who has horrible breath!
