Steve Albini and the Ghost of Elvis Team Up for Musical Collab

Steve Albini and the Ghost of Elvis Team Up for Musical Collab

The Unlikely Duo: Steve Albini and Elvis Presley’s Heavenly Collaboration The iconic music producer Steve Albini has reportedly embarked on his most extraordinary project yet. In an astonishing development, he will be collaborating posthumously with the legendary Ghost of Elvis. This news has captivated fans from both the earthly and celestial realms. It broke on … READ MORE

STUCK! Help! She Can’t Get Out of Character!

Actors spend days, weeks, and even months taking on new roles—studying the people they are playing, learning how to imitate their mannerisms, tones, and posture, trying to bring the characters to the big or small screen. The results can be spectacular. But they can also be scary. And for one actress, they can be permanent.  … READ MORE

BETTY WHITE’S COMING BACK!

Will Join Forces with Teddy Roosevelt and Run For President! Scores of Americans assembled in Chicago on Friday night to express their support for the theory that Betty White, the actress who died late last year at the age of 99, would return and join forces with a mummified Theodore Roosevelt to run for president.  … READ MORE

ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!

After years of speculation, the truth can finally be told:  Elvis Presley not only faked his death in 1977. He’s still alive today (at age 85) – and we’ve got the photograph to prove it! The amateur, black-and-white snapshot was taken by a tourist on November 4, 2019. It clearly shows the senior superstar resting … READ MORE

BLONDIE SONG “RAPTURE” PREDICTED ALIEN ATTACK!

LEGENDARY ROCK BAND WAS BLONDSTRADAMUS!! The 1980 Blondie song, “Rapture,” hailed in its time as a pioneering hybrid of disco, New Wave, funk, and hip-hop, is now in the headlines again—this time for predicting a brutal alien attack. Richard Angelos, 44, of Union City, had just left his job as a bartender on the night of May … READ MORE

5 CELEBRITIES WITH BIGFOOT DNA

“Everyone has a little. The question is…how much?” In my Wurlitzer Prize-winning article “How to Tell if You’re a Clone” I introduced readers to 23&Me&Me&Me, a company using DNA to determine if you’re a clone. Well, the geniuses behind that company are at it again with ‘SquatchWatch, an amazing new product that identifies exact amounts … READ MORE

HOLLYWOOD HOOPLAH by SaZu JeJune

ARE YOU READY FOR BRAD PITT FROM THE BLACK LAGOON? BRAD’S VERY INTERESTED, SAY SOURCES (Editor’s Note: WWN is happy to welcome legendary Hollywood gossip columnist SaZu JeJune to its staff. JeJune exploded onto the movie scene in the “greed is good” 1980s, when her access to Hollywood’s hottest and her freewheeling literary style was … READ MORE