SOUTH KOREA – Mexicans sneaking onto the U.S. Olympic Team have been granted amnesty and U.S. citizenship.
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500-HP BUGGY!
A 500 horsepower buggy takes on a one of the world’s most treacherous rock wall – Viagra Hill!
LOCUSTS INVADE DETROIT
A swarm of locusts covered Detroit yesterday, raising fears that Chicago could be next.
5,000 YEAR OLD WRITING
BEIJING — Archaeologists have discovered the world’s oldest known primitive writing, dating back 5,000 years.
IRAN PLANS TO BOMB HOLLYWOOD
Iran is planning to bomb Hollywood over the Oscar-winning movie Argo because of its ‘unrealistic portrayal’ of the country.
LEPRECHAUNS ATTACK!
Wild leprechauns have moved into Seattle and are responsible for thousands of vicious attacks.