I’m madder than an Eskimo at a salad bar!
Ed Anger
ED ANGER: "OBAMA WINS PLEASE PRIZE!"
I figured Mrs. Anger was kidding me when she woke me up screaming about the Teleprompter Kid winning a prize.
ED ANGER: "I'M NOT GAY, I JUST HATE A-RABS!"
I’m madder than a tranny with a busted heel after seeing this stupid story on the computer machine today: “French Gay Soccer Team Snubbed By Muslim Team”
ED ANGER: "STICK A PEANUT IN IT, CARTER!"
I’m madder than a hostage in I-ran! So now “Worst President Ever” Jimmy Carter says everybody’s lying but him.
ED ANGER SAYS: "LOCK UP THE POLLOCK!"
I’m madder than a lactose intolerant Cheesehead! They’re finally kicking that Romaine Pollockski out of Europe so we can lock him up!
ED ANGER: "OBAMA HATES BLIND PEOPLE!"
I’m madder than a rabid guide dog! So now it turns out the Communist-in-Chief is fighting with that blind guy in New York.
ED ANGER: "PULL THE PLUG ON NEWSPAPERS!"
I’m madder than a reporter with an empty whiskey bottle! So now the Communist in Chief says he might bail out the newspapers!