ROME, Italy — Following the announcement of the discovery of the Gnome of St. Peter, the Vatican has recently uncovered a trove of unknown Renaissance sculptures deep within the vaults of St. Symian’s Cathedral.
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Drums Attack!
“We were just getting into my solo on ‘Devil’s Catheter,’ ” said the shaken percussionist, “when the hi-hat cymbals snapped shut on my hand.”
Seniors Have Prescription Drug Plan of Their Own
The FDA estimates that seniors cross the borders with foreign prescriptions once every seven minutes.
Jehovah's Witnesses Go to New Extremes
Jehovah’s Witnesses will start toting bullhorns to ensure their message is heard!
Wreckage of Bermuda Triangle in Gobi Desert
A stunning clue in the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been found in a remote desert on the other side of the world.
Bar in Woods has Lumberjack Bouncers
People looking to escape the hassle of most bars and clubs in the city had better think twice before heading out to The Treehouse this weekend.
Manigator Found!
The discovery of a bizarre half-human, half-alligator in the Florida Everglades has flabbergasted scientists.
Smoking Puppies!
Faced with dying customers, restrictive laws, and lawsuits from smokers who get sick from using their product, cigarette companies have been on a desperate search for a new customer base. Now they believe they’ve found it.
Bigfoot Duck Hunting!
Brothers Luke and Rob Wiley were sitting by Sumter Lake early one morning, preparing their duck decoys, when they heard loud footsteps in the woods behind them. “We assumed it was another hunter,” said Rob.