ARKANSAS- Thousands of birds fell from the Arkansas sky and now… over 300,000 drum fish are dead.
Animals
PIG HEAD PREDICTS FUTURE
METLATONOC, Mexico – Woman shocked when severed pig’s head predicts future, thousands flock to town.
RED SEA SHARKS
EGYPT – The Red Sea Sharks are terrorizing the Middle East. Thirty people – all Russians – have been mauled.
1,000 PIGS SLAUGHTERED
FULTON COUNTY, PA – 1,000 pigs were found on a Fulton County Farm – apparently they were killed by aliens.
FDA APPROVES FRANKENFISH
WASHINGTON – The FDA on Monday approved genetically engineered Frankenfish – half man, half salmon.
DOGS EAT GAGA MEAT
HOLLYWOOD – Lady Gaga wore her meat dress out tonight and was attacked by a pack of wild dogs.
MICRO-FROG DISCOVERED IN BORNEO
BORNEO – Big things come in small packages. Scientists have made an incredible discovery!