WASHINGTON – The FDA on Monday approved genetically engineered Frankenfish – half man, half salmon.
Animals
DOGS EAT GAGA MEAT
HOLLYWOOD – Lady Gaga wore her meat dress out tonight and was attacked by a pack of wild dogs.
MICRO-FROG DISCOVERED IN BORNEO
BORNEO – Big things come in small packages. Scientists have made an incredible discovery!
KILLER COWS CROSS INTO KANSAS
BOURBON COUNTY – Killer Cows, first discovered in South Texas last year, ambled into Kansas today. Local residents are frightened.
GAIL POSNER LEAVES HER DOGS FORTUNE
MIAMI, FL – In this current economy, a few dogs seem to be sitting pretty after a generous gift!
NEW SPECIES DISCOVERIES IN INDONESIA
INDONESIA – Scientists have hit a jackpot with the discovery of multiple new species!