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TRANSGENDER CLOWNFISH

June 15, 2021November 7, 2011 by Tap Vann

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OAKLAND, CA – Teachers are using clownfish to teach children about being transgender.

June 15, 2021October 19, 2011 by Garrett Hawley

MEXICO – An extremely rare cyclops shark was recently discovered.

June 15, 2021June 17, 2011 by Tap Vann

SAN FRANCISCO – The Animal Control and Welfare Commission has banned the sale of goldfish.

June 14, 2021June 5, 2011 by Tap Vann

SYDNEY – Thousands of rabid rats were found on a Qantas plane. Twelve passengers were killed.

June 15, 2021May 14, 2011 by Tap Vann

TOLEDO, OH – Thousands of dead walleye fish have been washing up on shores of Lake Erie.

June 14, 2021May 5, 2011 by Tap Vann

WASHINGTON – The White House revealed today that several elite War Dogs were responsible for taking out Osama Bin Laden.

June 15, 2021February 17, 2011 by Tap Vann

SHANGHAI – A Chinese magician is under attack by animal rights groups for his synchronized goldfish act!

September 4, 2024February 5, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

LORETO, Mexico — A pack of giant squid capsized a fishing boat in the Sea of Cortés yesterday, killing seven fishermen.

June 14, 2021January 14, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – There’s a massive Rat Attack in NYC. Subway riders are being attacked on every train!

June 15, 2021January 9, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

BROOKLYN, NY — Just weeks before the debut of his Animal Planet series, Mike Tyson has admitted to his lifelong pigeon fetish.