FLORISSANT, MO – A man got more than he expected on a routine fishing trip!
Animals
KILLER COWS CROSS INTO KANSAS
BOURBON COUNTY – Killer Cows, first discovered in South Texas last year, ambled into Kansas today. Local residents are frightened.
GAIL POSNER LEAVES HER DOGS FORTUNE
MIAMI, FL – In this current economy, a few dogs seem to be sitting pretty after a generous gift!
NEW SPECIES DISCOVERIES IN INDONESIA
INDONESIA – Scientists have hit a jackpot with the discovery of multiple new species!
IRUKANDJI JELLYFISH
ADELAIDE – The man who won the “Best Job in the World” was almost killed by a lethal jellyfish!








