LONG ISLAND, NY – Wild Beagles are running rampant and terrorizing residents!
Animals
IRUKANDJI JELLYFISH
ADELAIDE – The man who won the “Best Job in the World” was almost killed by a lethal jellyfish!
NASRALLAH FISH
JERUSALEM – A fish invading the shores of Israel has been nicknamed after Hezbollah’s leader!
NEPENTHES ATTENBOROUGHII
MANILA – Scientists have discovered a rat-eating plant in the Philippines, and named it after Sir David Attenborough!
COCAINE FOUND IN FROZEN SHARKS
MEXICO CITY – The Mexican navy has discovered more than one ton of cocaine – in the bodies of frozen sharks!
NENUE FISH COUGHS UP GOLD WATCH
HONOLULU, HI – A Hawaiian resident picnicing on a beach caught a fish with a working watch in its belly!