LOS ANGELES – Sammy Hagar, former lead singer for Van Halen, told MTV that he was abducted by aliens.
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MILLIONS OF DEAD SARDINES
REDONDO BEACH – Millions of dead sardines washed up in a marina. Authorities have confirmed that the fish were killed by aliens.
BRITISH UFO FILES
LONDON – Britain released its X files on Thursday – more than 8,000 pages of reports of UFO sightings and close encounters of the third kind.
CHARLIE SHEEN HIRES ALIEN AS NEW PUBLICIST
HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen has hired an alien as new publicist. And they are both “winning” according to Sheen.
70 DEAD DOLPHINS
ALABAMA – 70 dead dolphins washed ashore. It was not due to the BP Oil Spill. Authorities confirmed the deaths were caused by aliens from Planet Zeeba.
SILVER STREAK IN THE SKY!
PENNSYLVANIA – A silver streak flashed across the east coast last night. Authorities confirm that it was an alien spaceship!
