CHAPEL HILL, NC – Nutrition expert, Dr. Nicholas Perricone, has added Twinkies to his list of superfoods.
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KATY PERRY ENGAGED TO ROBERT PATTINSON
Katy Perry shocked the world with the announcement of her engagement to Robert Pattinson.
FLU VICTIMS PUT IN FEDERAL PRISONS
In response to the worst flu season in history, President Obama ordered flu victims be quarantined in federal prisons.
PIERS MORGAN DEPORTED BACK TO ENGLAND
The White House, responding to a petition, is deporting CNN host Piers Morgan back to England.
LINDSAY LOHAN TO PLAY HILLARY CLINTON
Lifetime has contracted Lindsay Lohan to play Hillary Clinton in a biopic entitled, “The Bill and Hill Show.”
CHICAGO TO BE RENAMED "OBAMA CITY"
The Mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, reportedly announced that the city will be renamed. It will now be – Obama City!
RENT-A-BABY
A new government program allows couples to “rent” babies before deciding whether to have a child of their own.
HOW TO SURVIVE FRIDAY THE 13TH
Many are afraid of the curse of Friday the 13th. Here’s how you can make it through the day unharmed.
JAY-Z NAMED SECRETARY OF STATE
President Obama named Jay-Z his new Secretary of State. He will replace Hillary Clinton in January of 2013.