BIGFOOT IS A DEADBEAT DAD?!

Every day courtrooms across the country hear child support cases. One parent files against the other for financial support of a child. When a parent gets behind in their payments, or doesn’t fulfill their court ordered obligations, they are in jeopardy of legal trouble. Sadly, it’s not an uncommon story anymore. But a Washington State … READ MORE

BLOODY MARY FOOD DELIVERY

GHOST ADAPTS TO THE PANDEMIC! Bloody Mary, the legendary ghost that slumber parties and teenage make-out sessions have long speculated about is in fact not only true, but the spectre has decided to start her very own food delivery service. “It’s like door dash, only instead of downloading an app, say my name 3 times … READ MORE

LAKE ERIE MONSTER SPOTTED IN CLEVELAND IS ACTUALLY A STEELER FAN!

A Cleveland man, who wishes to stay anonymous, said last week that the Lake Erie Monster saved his pet dog after he was thrown overboard. Later, the man was shocked to learn that the legendary creature is NOT a fan of the Cleveland Browns! The man was on his weekly fishing trip, with his trusty … READ MORE

JERSEY DEVIL DEMANDS NJ hockey TEAM change ITS NAME!

This past week outside of the Prudential Center, Newark, New Jersey was chaos! The home of the National Hockey League’s New Jersey Devils was packed with fans.  Although this time, those fans, were not there to see the past Stanley Cup Champions-they were there for the ACTUAL Jersey Devil! “I’VE CHANGED. WHY CAN’T THEY?”  Coming … READ MORE

ZOMBIE FIRED FOR REFUSAL TO WEAR MASK!

“I’m Already Dead!” Wearing a mask to stop the transmission of the Covid-19, has become a political statement to some. The world is exposing “Karens” who shun the idea. But one zombie, a former Florida man, is blasting his former employer for firing him for NOT wearing a mask! “I’m already dead”, exclaimed Frank, who … READ MORE

300-YEAR-OLD DIVORCED GHOST PIRATE SAYS WALKING THE PLANK EASIER THAN MARRIAGE.

Dying is hard. Marriage harder. At least according to long dead,  Haitian ghost pirate, Captain Teague, who Recently divorced his living Irish wife. His now ex-wife, was reaching out to the paranormal world when they met and fell in love.  “I should have known on our first date, it wasn’t going to work. She said … READ MORE