bloody mary

DRACULA GOES VEGAN!

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AFTER MASSIVE HEART ATTACK, HE’S SWITCHING TO BLOODY MARYS Count Dracula has been sucking blood for hundreds of years but had a big scare last month. He was immediately admitted for an emergency quadruple bypass surgery. “When he came in it was very ‘touch-and-go’. We immediately set up a blood-infused IV and turned off all … READ MORE

BLOODY MARY FOOD DELIVERY

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GHOST ADAPTS TO THE PANDEMIC! Bloody Mary, the legendary ghost that slumber parties and teenage make-out sessions have long speculated about is in fact not only true, but the spectre has decided to start her very own food delivery service. “It’s like door dash, only instead of downloading an app, say my name 3 times … READ MORE