WOMAN REUNITED WITH LONG-DEAD SISTER
“THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS THERE TO MEET HER,” SAYS HER LIVING SISTER. “AWKWARD.” 80-year-old family matriarch Norma Waterston of Wook, Oklahoma, has had her share of surprises over the years, … READ MORE
“THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS THERE TO MEET HER,” SAYS HER LIVING SISTER. “AWKWARD.” 80-year-old family matriarch Norma Waterston of Wook, Oklahoma, has had her share of surprises over the years, … READ MORE
LONE ATTENDEE EMBARRASSED AND DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED. 27-year-old Miklos Mulrooney thought he had a grand idea. With the country in turmoil over the stock market plummeting, he’d order a flash-mob to … READ MORE
Conan to use robots. “It’s a hipper vibe.” Most of the networks’ late-night talk shows, currently on hiatus because of the coronavirus, will be back in production in April, say … READ MORE
Mysterious mystery writer is in pre-school! Best-selling mystery novelist Cliff Manly, whose book jackets contain no biographical information, has had his identity revealed. In reality, he is three and a … READ MORE
MOVE OVER, PENIS FISH! HERE COME THE BUTTS! Last year, California was treated to “penis fish.” Today, on the Florida coast, it’s ‘butt fish!’ In December of last year, a … READ MORE
“I got confused,” the first-time robber admits. The sleepy town of Pompeii, Massachusetts was jolted awake, today, when a brazen bank robber burst into the local Wells Fargo bank on … READ MORE
IT’S A SNARLING BADGER! For three years, now, the mainstream media has been harassing President Donald Trump about not having a family pet. The Fake News reporters would remind him … READ MORE
“MCCONNELL BEGAN ONE OF THOSE SPEECHES AND I LOST MY HEAD,” SAYS DEM SENATOR “X.” When Senator Mitch McConnell began one of his monotoned, non-blinking speeches about viruses, one Democratic … READ MORE
“The kids loved it,” insists Principal The controversial Amityville House Daycare Center is scheduled to be shuttered this week and Principal of the Center and owner of the legendary house … READ MORE
If a grass-roots organization has its way, all political shows would be banned from TV. “They’re all annoying and depressing,” says W. Thorndike Greene, president of the “Keep Stupidity Off … READ MORE