[Note From Editor: The following opinion by Dunwich Dundorfer and may not be held by other hatless reporters in the WWN newsroom.] I can’t take it anymore! Every time I see it in public I’m as triggered as a kid that can’t afford the Fortnite battle pass. On a good day, I am merely seething … READ MORE
On the surface, it looks like a collection of childish whims and cheap toys all for the affordable price of a couple of coins. At its heart it is ruthless and deadly serious business. Deadly enough in fact that the name of our contact for this article has been changed in order to protect the … READ MORE
“MY GAS MILEAGE WAS ON THE LOW SIDE. DIDN’T THINK MUCH OF IT.“ Arizona truck stop patrons were stunned earlier this week when driver Jeff Barry pulled into the Gas ‘n Chow just over the border from Utah. A large boulder was lodged under his trailer. Snug up against the axle, it looked as if … READ MORE
It has been several months since Hormel Foods Corporation CEO, David Crotty was dragged into a Twitter flamewar with Colorado’s most famous citizen, Bill Merry. Weekly World News will not be reporting on the Twitter exchange as it can be seen in it’s entirety on Bill Merry’s Twitter feed. It is most certainly an entertaining … READ MORE
Finding qualified, stable employees has been a challenge for companies across the US over the last decade. HR mangers attend conventions and seminars on the latest recruiting philosophies and controversial retainment methods. Everything from lenient drug policies to snow cone days in the summer months have been deployed across the country. Something new and promising … READ MORE
HER LIFE STORY FINALLY COMES OUT It is a marvelous time to be alive. Elaine, the world’s largest pipe, has finally released her life story to the public. To help promote this amazing record of renown, Elaine has embarked on a world tour. The second leg of this endeavor starts in the United States. Born … READ MORE
One month ago, Elon Musk was spotted in a grocery store wearing an unusual contraption. Many. who saw him, ridiculed his clothing accessory. But, apparently, his trip to pick up some Slim Jims and a six-pack of diet Coke was a field test for something more. At a small, socially responsible gathering, Tesla hosted a … READ MORE
“It began right around the time I started my podcast.” The sixty five year old comedian grimaces, “I thought I was just going a little crazy. Overworked maybe. I ignored it at first, but I kept having unusual things happen around the house. Sometimes even while I was on stage! Orange wedges appearing out of … READ MORE
Americans Finally Get The Guidance They Need On Salad Choices WASHINGTON D.C.- For the last ten years, the federal government has been doing a long term study on the American diet. The conclusions from this report were pretty clear to understand. The American diet, as a whole, was just fine except for one glaring problem. … READ MORE
“It’s going to revolutionize city planning and design! We will have to abandon our existing cities and start over!” Boasts lead developer Arnold Wilhowsky speaking about the new Tesla OMNI. “Fully electric and gyro stabilized. It is poetry in motion. The carbon footprint of this machine is smaller than a baby’s shoe.” The testing that … READ MORE