A hush spreads across the menagerie gathered at Local 745. Their shop steward, Pickles, is about to address the members of the Emotional Support Animal Union. “Fellow Comfort Creatures…” Pickles takes a long pause for effect, “We didn’t sign up for this! Many of you thought it would be an 8 hour a day job, … READ MORE
Dark rumors about a creature capable of existing in the dead waters of The Great Salt Lake have been circulating since the late 1800s. Wild tales of a creature with a horse head and a crocodile body have been whispered about among local families for years. Even full-sized whales were supposedly relocated to the salty … READ MORE
“We are open, the building has been recently renovated, and the shelves are fully stocked! Even with highly treasured paper products…if you catch my drift!” Owner Auntie Entity gleefully explains. “I know that grocery shopping has been a bit like living in a post apocalyptic nightmare lately, but here at Thunderdome Grocery we protocol in … READ MORE
TOLEDO, OH – A hidden consequence of the viral outbreak that nobody is talking about is happening right underneath our noses. Vampires are silently suffering an agonizing final death as they dry up into dust and blow away, unable to nourish themselves with late night victims. “It’s been weeks since I have had a decent … READ MORE
It’s been happening for decades. MAYBE for centuries! At Joseph McMormon’s Irish Tavern in Provo Utah, Lawrence Stuffington, a British tourist en route to the Temple in Salt Lake City, had more Guinness on St. Patrick’s day than he could handle. While this may not be an unusual occurrence at Joseph’s, the shocking scandal Mr. … READ MORE
SELF-ISOLATING WITH THE MARS ROVER Where did Hillary go during the virus outbreak? The Weekly World News has exclusive information on her whereabouts. Hillary Clinton was spotted on Mars reading children’s books to the NASA Mars rover Opportunity. When asked about the unusual storytime, Hillary answered, “I just can’t handle all the craziness on Earth. … READ MORE