WWN EXCLUSIVE – Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31.
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GIULIANI RUNNING FOR SENATE
NEW YORK, NY – Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani is preparing to run for Senate in 2010, and President in 2012.
THURMAN THOMAS STATUE
BUFFALO, NY – A statue weighing over 1,000 pounds was stolen from outside the Buffalo Bills stadium!
SOUTH OF THE BORDER
NEW YORK, NY – Oliver Stone premiered his new film about Hugo Chavez this weekend, with Chavez as his date.
STEPHEN BALDWIN FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY
NEW YORK, NY – Actor and Baldwin brother Stephen Baldwin filed for bankruptcy this week. Weekly World News has tracked down where his money actually went.
FOX AND FRIENDS: AMERICANS MARRY OTHER SPECIES
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.
BERNARD MADOFF'S SENTENCING
NEW YORK, NY – Bernard Madoff was sentenced yesterday for committing the biggest ponzi scheme in history. The courts are insuring he serves as much time as possible.
MAN DRESSES UP AS DEAD MOTHER IN SCAM
NEW YORK, NY – A Brooklyn man has been arrested for dressing up as his dead mother to scam the government!
THE HOBBIT SPECIES
STONY BROOK, NY – A skeleton cast of the possibly new species nicknamed “The Hobbit” has gone on display for the first time.
GOVERNOR PATERSON FOR SAME-SEX MARRIAGE
ALBANY, NY – New York Governor David Paterson is introducing legislation today which would promote same-sex marriages in the state.