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MEXICANS SNEAK ONTO U.S. OLYMPIC TEAM
LONDON – Mexicans slipping onto the U.S. Olympic Team have been granted amnesty and U.S. citizenship.
FEDS TO OPEN U.S. BORDERS
The White House will announce new “open borders” policy with Mexico and Canada. “All are welcome!”
NEW PUSH TO MAKE MEXICO 51st STATE
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2012.
ATTACK OF THE TERROR BABIES!
LAREDO, TX – Texas lawmakers have confirmed that Terror Babies are crawling across the border and heading for… you!
