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ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2012.
LONDON – Mexicans slipping onto the U.S. Olympic Team have been granted amnesty and U.S. citizenship.
The White House will announce new “open borders” policy with Mexico and Canada. “All are welcome!”
LAREDO, TX – Texas lawmakers have confirmed that Terror Babies are crawling across the border and heading for… you!